peter travels

Once at an airport in Nashville Peter was trying to print his boarding pass and became really angry because the machine wasn't responding. Then he remembered he was flying Continental and not Southwest.

Once at an airport in Colombia a drug sniffing dog peed on Peter's suitcase.

Once Peter put his carry on suitcase through security and forgot it. Then it was considered abandoned.

Once Peter bragged to everyone about what a great deal he had gotten on some tickets to Mexico. It wasn't until the day he was supposed to return from Mexico that it was brought to his attention he had booked his return flight for the following month.

While on a Caribbean cruise Peter turned blue in the face trying to sip a rum runner. Turns out he'd mistaken the cherry stem for a little red straw.

Once while travelling through the interior of Venezuela Peter was stopped at a checkpoint by the National Guard on the hunt for guerrillas. While searching the car they came upon his flute case. They found it to be rather suspicious looking and asked Peter to open it up. He opened the case, assembled his flute, and proceeded to play the Venezuelan national anthem. All National Guards stood at attention.