ebay

First of all, Peter doesn't "buy" stuff on ebay. He "WINS" it.
And Peter has two user names and sometimes forgets which username he uses to bid on items. One day we heard him in his computer room yelling "this asshole keeps outbidding me!" After he yelled some more about this asshole outbidding him he got really quiet and we asked him if he had finally "won." He said to us "Well folks, I was bidding against myself!" That's right, he had his second username on autobid and forgot.

Another time he was really proud of a laptop he had "won" on ebay. When his laptop came in the mail he was surprised at what a large box it had arrived in. His laptop was actually a desktop computer.