peter and chili's

Peter called me from Chili's one night to pick him up. I say "Peter, I'm in Austin. It'll take me over two hours to get there." He says "Two hours? Perfect!" and then he hung up.

I'm at my house watching a movie with a nice boy when I get a call from Peter. He and my mom are at Chili's and neither of them can drive. I had no choice but to pick them up. So we head to Chili's and the nice boy drives my car to my parent's house with Peter and I drive my mom. I park Peter's car and expect to hop in mine and head back to my house. To my surprise the nice boy parks my car and the two of them get out. Peter has decided to give him a tour of the house. It doesn't sound so bad, but Peter starts the tour in front of the house by showing him the pile of trash. He points at a mattress and says "Here is the mattress we had to throw out because the cat pissed all over it!"
Excellent first date.

One night my brother Bryan had to pick up Peter and my mom from Chili's. I promise I wasn't ignoring Peter's phone call because I knew they were at Chili's and didn't want to pick them up. I promise! By the time Bryan got to the restaurant they had already closed and locked the doors so he had to crawl through the plants and knock on the window to get their attention. Apparently they had no idea what was going on because all they did was smile at Bryan and wave.

One afternoon we all had lunch with Peter at Chili's and saw him walk to the bathroom completely sober without his shoes on. Apparently he's gotten comfortable there.