One summer Peter was determined to get a "nice" tan so he picked up some Australian Gold tanning oil at Walgreens.
Every day he thoroughly covered himself in tanning oil and sat out in the sun with his shorts rolled up in front of a fan.
We were actually impressed by how fast he began tanning even though we were a little suspicious because he always talked about what "good shit" his tanning oil was.
One day we were out by the pool and noticed some weird dark orange colors on Peter's white swimming trunks.
Turns out the tanning oil wasn't just tanning oil.
Did Peter not want us to know he was using self-tanner or did he just have no clue?
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