"Peter, can I have some money?"
"What the hell for?"
"I need to pick up my birth control."
Peter quickly pulls out his wallet, hands me some money, and says
"You sure can, here you go, go on now, you're looking pretty fertile."
About Me
- Heather Minette
- I like to write about Peter. He's my dad and the funniest man I know.
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