peter gets kicked out of boy scouts

"Peter, mom told me you got kicked out of boy scouts!"
"Yup. One night we were camping and me and my buddy pissed on every one's sleeping bag."
"Why would you do that?"
"To be funny!"
"So how did they find out it was you?"
"We were the only ones that went to sleep in our sleeping bags."
"And they kicked you out?"
"Not for that. They kicked me out because I brought my new hatchet with me one day and chopped up all the rope we were going to use to practice tying knots."
"WHY?!"
"I dunno, just wanted to use my new hatchet."