Monday, April 18, 2011

Peter's Computers Crash

For four years Peter had been backing up the files on his office computers on an external hard drive. When the computers in his office crashed, he connected the external hard drive and found that there was absolutely nothing on it except for one single picture.

"Four years and just one picture, Peter?"
"Just one picture... of some guy we don't even know... He looked like Bob Villa."

Pete's Plumbing

Peter came over the other night to fix my garbage disposal.
I was on my way out when he got to my house, so I called him the next morning to tell him thank you. He asked me if I had gotten the reciept from Pete's Butt Crack Plumbing. I looked on the table this is what I found.





I started laughing and told him that he had written "Butt Crap." He responded, "give me a break, I'd had a few."

My garbage disposal is working and now my sink is leaking. Thanks, Butt Crap Plumbing.