For four years Peter had been backing up the files on his office computers on an external hard drive. When the computers in his office crashed, he connected the external hard drive and found that there was absolutely nothing on it except for one single picture.
"Four years and just one picture, Peter?"
"Just one picture... of some guy we don't even know... He looked like Bob Villa."
Monday, April 18, 2011
Pete's Plumbing
Peter came over the other night to fix my garbage disposal.
I was on my way out when he got to my house, so I called him the next morning to tell him thank you. He asked me if I had gotten the reciept from Pete's Butt Crack Plumbing. I looked on the table this is what I found.
I started laughing and told him that he had written "Butt Crap." He responded, "give me a break, I'd had a few."
My garbage disposal is working and now my sink is leaking. Thanks, Butt Crap Plumbing.
I was on my way out when he got to my house, so I called him the next morning to tell him thank you. He asked me if I had gotten the reciept from Pete's Butt Crack Plumbing. I looked on the table this is what I found.
I started laughing and told him that he had written "Butt Crap." He responded, "give me a break, I'd had a few."
My garbage disposal is working and now my sink is leaking. Thanks, Butt Crap Plumbing.
Friday, March 25, 2011
peter's surprise
Once Peter told everyone he had a surprise for us at the lake house. He wouldn't tell anyone what it was, we had to wait to get there to see it.
Peter got there before all of us and apparently decided to test out the surprise.
When we got to the lake house, there was one long trail of mowed grass leading up to the lake and a ride on lawnmower stuck in the mud at the edge of it.
Peter got there before all of us and apparently decided to test out the surprise.
When we got to the lake house, there was one long trail of mowed grass leading up to the lake and a ride on lawnmower stuck in the mud at the edge of it.
peter and a wedding
Peter's going to be in a wedding party on Saturday and he didn't even realize it until my mom explained to him that this was why he was going to a wedding rehearsal today.
He thought his friend was renting him a tuxedo just so he would look nice.
He thought his friend was renting him a tuxedo just so he would look nice.
pool cleaning
Once I tried to clean the pool for Peter. When he came home he said "Oh, so who moved the leaves around?"
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
one hundred years of solitude
My mom and I are discussing one of our favorite books, One Hundred Years of Solitude, and Peter says "Hey I read that book!" My mom says "Oh Peter, you never finished it" and Peter responds "Yeah because after the first fifty years I got really lonely."
Monday, March 14, 2011
Little Fish
Peter: Man, I bought about 40 tiny fish for the pond so I could tell the kids that all of the big fish had babies, but every single one of them is gone.
Me: That's weird, what kind of fish were they?
Peter: They're called feeder fish... Oh... oh shit.
Me: That's weird, what kind of fish were they?
Peter: They're called feeder fish... Oh... oh shit.
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